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Caffeine & Coping Mechanisms Hoodie - Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt
Caffeine & Coping Mechanisms Hoodie - Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt
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Caffeine and Coping Mechanisms Hoodie
Running purely on espresso shots and emotional damage? Same.
This hoodie is for the over-caffeinated champions who treat lattes like lifelines and sarcasm like therapy. Cozy up in your favorite coping strategy — because sometimes self-care looks like a triple shot with a side of denial.
Perfect for:
✦ Sleep-deprived legends
✦ Chronic overthinkers
✦ Anyone who believes coffee is a personality trait
Soft, bold, and just the right amount of unhinged — it's not just a hoodie, it’s a lifestyle choice.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood adds style
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability
- Ethically made with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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