For the over-caffeinated champions running solely on brewed bravery and bad decisions. This vintage-style coffee cup might be smiling, but he’s one espresso shot away from existential crisis — just like you!
Perfect for coffee addicts, anxiety pros, and anyone who treats caffeine like therapy in a mug. Rock this comfy "T" and let everyone know your emotional support beverage is doing most of the heavy lifting.
Warning: May cause excessive nodding, jittery finger guns, and unearned confidence.
Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and stretch prevention - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape - Made from strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric - Ethically sourced materials with Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
