Like a loading bar stuck at 73%, you’re getting there — just not today. This glitched-out design is for anyone navigating life’s mental malware one buffer at a time.
Perfect for emotionally unavailable legends, overthinkers, and those who prefer their self-improvement with a side of sarcasm. Cozy, relatable, and slightly unhinged — just like your coping mechanisms.
Recommended use: Wear during breakdowns, breakthroughs, or brunch.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit - Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester for durability - DTF printed sleeve and inner neck labels for a unique touch - Classic fit with a cozy, scratch-free wearing experience
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
